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Funny & Customizable Dog ID Tags

Funny & Customizable Dog ID Tags

Regular price $7.00 USD
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Make sure your furry friend stands out with our Funny & Customizable Dog ID Tags! These durable, engraved pet tags not only provide essential contact information but also add a touch of humor to your pup’s collar. Whether your dog is a mischievous escape artist or just enjoys a good adventure, these tags will keep them safe while giving everyone a good laugh!

Features & Details:

Premium Quality – Made from durable, lightweight aluminum, perfect for daily wear.
Engraved for Longevity – Designs won’t fade or scratch off, ensuring lasting readability.
Hilarious Sayings – Choose from a variety of funny phrases, such as:

  • "In my defense, I was left unsupervised."

  • "Oh sht! I'm lost!"*

  • "Escape Artist – Call My Agent."

  • "If you’re reading this, I got lost prowling for btches."*

  • "I’m an a**hole and ran away."
    Personalized Backside – Add your pet’s name, your phone number, or a custom message for peace of mind.
    Available in Multiple Colors – Pick your pup’s perfect match!
    Easy to Attach – Comes with a metal ring for quick and secure attachment to any collar.

Why Choose Our Funny Dog Tags?

These custom pet tags combine safety with humor, making them an ideal choice for playful, adventurous, and sneaky pups. Keep your pet safe and easily identifiable while making people smile! They also make great gifts for dog lovers.

Customize Your Pet’s Tag Today!

Pick a design, choose a color, and add custom engraving for a one-of-a-kind tag that fits your pet’s personality!

🛒 Order Now – Because Every Dog Deserves a Tag as Unique as They Are!

After ordering, please send a message with the contact info you would like on the back of the tag.

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OH SHIT I'M LOST!
OH SHIT I'M LOST!
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IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED
IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED
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FREE BEER UPON RETURN
FREE BEER UPON RETURN
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I GOT LOST PROWLING FOR BITCHES. HAVE YOUR PEOPLE CALL MY PEOPLE
I GOT LOST PROWLING FOR BITCHES. HAVE YOUR PEOPLE CALL MY PEOPLE
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ESCAPE ARTIST. CALL MY AGENT
ESCAPE ARTIST. CALL MY AGENT
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I'M WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
I'M WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
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IF YOU'RE READING THIS I GOT LOST PROWLING FOR BITCHES
IF YOU'RE READING THIS I GOT LOST PROWLING FOR BITCHES
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OH SHIT. I'M LOST! PLEASE CALL MY MOM. SHE IS UGLY CRYING
OH SHIT. I'M LOST! PLEASE CALL MY MOM. SHE IS UGLY CRYING
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I'M AN ASSHOLE AND RAN AWAY. CALL MY HUMANS
I'M AN ASSHOLE AND RAN AWAY. CALL MY HUMANS
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NOT ALL WHO WONDER ARE LOST BUT I AM
NOT ALL WHO WONDER ARE LOST BUT I AM
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